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Finding trouble in persuading your parents to let you marry the girl/guy you like?
Well, just follow these simple steps and make sure that the girl/guy you like also wants to get married to you and you will be married. It's really easy, you dont have to do any crying or throw tantrums. Just read the following tips and it will all works out like magic.
I am telling you this thing works like a charm (TRUST ME).
So here is what you have to do:
1. NEVER LET YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKE
This is the most important step. They must not know about the person you like and want to be with. So if you are past this step, please stop reading this. But if they still dont know who that lucky one is, just introduce that person as a friend (that they dont know). So basically, just dont let them know.
2. NEVER TALK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED (THE SETUP)
Just wait till your parents start throwing hints at you that they want you to get hitched and they start showing you around to someone's daughters/sons. Also, just act like you have got no interest in the institution of marriage whatsoever.
You know, "Whatevs!" that kind of attitude.
3. THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP (THE BUILD UP)
(WHAT? I SAID #1 WAS MOST IMPORTANT? NO I DID NOT!)
So for this step, start acting as if you are...ummm (how should I put it gently?) GAY. Yes, stop showing interest in opposite sex and start taking interest in your same sex. Start throwing subtle hints, like praising the body of a same sex friend or actor. Neighbour's kids were never so handy. That's right, now you know where this whole things is going, don't you?
I am telling you this thing works like a charm (TRUST ME).
So here is what you have to do:
1. NEVER LET YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKE
This is the most important step. They must not know about the person you like and want to be with. So if you are past this step, please stop reading this. But if they still dont know who that lucky one is, just introduce that person as a friend (that they dont know). So basically, just dont let them know.
2. NEVER TALK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED (THE SETUP)
Just wait till your parents start throwing hints at you that they want you to get hitched and they start showing you around to someone's daughters/sons. Also, just act like you have got no interest in the institution of marriage whatsoever.
You know, "Whatevs!" that kind of attitude.
3. THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP (THE BUILD UP)
(WHAT? I SAID #1 WAS MOST IMPORTANT? NO I DID NOT!)
So for this step, start acting as if you are...ummm (how should I put it gently?) GAY. Yes, stop showing interest in opposite sex and start taking interest in your same sex. Start throwing subtle hints, like praising the body of a same sex friend or actor. Neighbour's kids were never so handy. That's right, now you know where this whole things is going, don't you?
4. COME OUT (DISTRACTION)
Tell your parents that you dont 'feel that way' for opposite sex and so you dont want to marry someone. They might freak out, also might get your brain checked, or shipped you to a Baba Ramdev's 'Yoga Away the Gay' Camp, but you become a really nice kid and try to keep them happy with every other thing you can.
5. TIME TO PLANT THE THE CONFIDENT
Congratulations! You are half way through now. So after showing interest in same sex people, now introduce the girl/guy you want to marry, and tell your parents that he/she is 'just a friend'. Remember, you still have to fake that homosexual thing. But now I can guarantee that your parents will like the guy/girl you want.
6. AND YOU ARE STRAIGHT AGAIN (THE CONVINCER)
Now since your 'friend' is in the picture, start acting as if your 'gayness' is suddenly evaporating. Parents would eat that like a puppy eating treat out of a 10 years old. But remember, be subtle. Also, if they try to show you pictures of random prospects, go back to step #3. Some parents take more than normal time to understand.
And after some more time, start showing your parents that your 'friend' makes you happy and you also like him/her.
IMPORTANT: Make sure that your so called 'friend' is already showing that he/she likes you. Hints are important.
7. THE FRIEND MAKES THEIR MOVE
Now its time for your girlfriend/boyfriend to play their part. Now they have to persuade their parents to ask your parents if you both can be get married.
8. THE PARENT APPROACH (THE HURRAH)
Your parents will ask you all by themselves, if you want to marry your 'friend or colleague'? And if they wont, your 'friend' needs to be more convincing. And so once your parents ask you if you'd like to be hitched with your friend, tell them that you need sometime to think.
9. BAM, WEDDING ! (THE STING)
Finally give up to your same sex love feelings and obey what your parents are asking you to do. Which obviously means saying yes to marrying your friend.
10. Congratulations! You are done.
And you are welcome.
DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THIS METHOD WILL WORK, AND SO ANY REPERCUSSION, GRIEVANCE OR INJURY WHILE ESCAPING HONOUR KILLING CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE LINKED TO US OR THIS SITE. YES, THE METHOD IS OURS, BUT EVEN WE HAVE NOT TRIED IT. OUR PARENTS WERE SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THE PERSON OF OUR CHOICE. NOT ALL PARENTS ARE COOL AND YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT. AND BEFORE SAYING OR DOING ANYTHING BAD TO YOUR PARENTS, REMEMBER, ONE DAY EVEN YOU WILL BECOME A PARENT, YOU UNGRATEFUL OFFSPRING !
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